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I Like My Women Like I Like My Gamers – Covered In Fingers

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To: Mike

From: Luke

Re: Where In Greater Los Angeles Is Brian Crecente?

https://lastchance.cc/where-in-greater-los-angeles-is-brian-crecente-5240044%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

Thanks, Mike. Woke up this morning intending to do a full day’s work, not mash my F5 key into dust.

Anyway, here’s what you missed while scouring the city looking for stray Crecentes in fetching red fedoras:

I’M A MULLET! I’M A MULLET! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I’M A MULLET!

BITCHES DON’T KNOW ABOUT MY WINDMILLS

I MADE YOU A BUTT BUT I SEXED UP IT

BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB SNAKE

THIS IS A RETARDED IRISHMAN. IT IS MADE OF HOVERCRAFTS AND BUTTS

THANK YOU, STAR WARS. BUT OUR DICTIONARY IS IN ANOTHER MONG

https://lastchance.cc/first-red-steel-2-trailer-5240009%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

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