Eating the undead isn’t just for Japan anymore. From the makers of Zombie Blood energy drink comes Zombie Jerky Dead Meat Chunks, “the first slimy, green, beef jerky packaged in a bright-orange biohazard specimen bag.” I feel sick.
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“When we saw that Japanese blue zombie jerky come out a few months ago and couldn’t buy it ourselves, we thought it was a capital idea to make our own in green. It’s a natural follow-on product to our packaged Zombie Blood,” said Aaron Rasmussen, co-founder and vice president of marketing, Harcos Laboratories.
The disgusting novelty meat will soon be available for $4.99 per 1.25 oz. bag at the Living with Bloodlust website or equally gross places, like Hot Topic.
I’m going to go throw up now.
