Oh, perchance for but a moment to be an inbred simp amidst a pageant to celebrate the sublimation of fresh genetic material into our state-supported carnival sideshow. I would look out from Buckingham Palace and I would think Wot I think is that Iâm quite a proper fellar andâŚooh tharâs cake Iâmâa gonna throw it at the peasants!
(As a game Let Them Eat Cake is thin gruel, but itâs amusing for a second! And who doesnât like to pretend theyâre a pretty, pretty prince? Youâre a good prince, yes you are.)
Let Them Eat Cake [LetThemEatCake.co.uk]