John Madden is a professional american-football-man, broadcastist and screen scribbler, heâs also a complete maniac. You see, John doesnât just love a good game of football, no.
He Loves Smashing Through Stuff
John is at his happiest while smashing through chalkboards. A lesser man would die from his injuries â but no, not John, he couldnât be happier with smashing his cranium through a hard wood board.
Not Just A One Trick Pony
John (or Mr Footballist to his friends) isnât content with merely crashing his way through physical objects with wild abandon, heâs perfectly happy smashing his way through this very website.
Health Fitness Freak
The âDon of footballâ takes his health seriously; smashing through things is serious business. Thatâs why when John wants a good time obliterating perfectly good pieces of paper, he only drinks light beer.
