Donkey Kong Bananza
Play it on: Switch 2
Current goal: Indulge in another dad game
I bought Donkey Kong Bananza on day one, but I haven’t booted it up yet. I got distracted, okay? Cyberpunk 2077 got a new photo mode update, and you think I wouldn’t reinstall that shit and spend hours doing a gay little photoshoot across Night City? Now that I got that out of my system, I’m going to see what Donkey Kong and the young Pauline are up to. I’m ready to put my Switch 2 through its paces. I’m gonna break shit, I’m gonna make shit. I’m gonna eat some bananas, probably. I had to have paid half a grand for this thing for something, right? — Kenneth Shepard
