To: Ash
From: Totilo
Re: Donāt Let This Flower Die!
https://lastchance.cc/dont-let-this-flower-die-5329361%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Well, for the day.
The black lion of the Voltron that is Kotaku took the day off today. In that lionās place was me. Hooray? Thatās right, Kotaku was temporarily headquartered in New York City today. Iād have all sorts of witty things to tell you about my day and how we recovered from our tech problems of yesterday with vigor. But Iām late. Iām always late.
CollegeHumor.com wants to interview me for a show. So I gotta run there. Maybe theyāll show me the rest of the Mario-Peach sex tape while Iām there.
Soā¦ the siteās yours. Now, if there are any news stories that are breaking that involve scantily-clad Japanese women, please donāt be afraid to post them. I know how you normally hold back.
What you missed last night
EA Plans Pick Up And Play āMadden Arcadeā
Fallout 3 Mothership Zeta Micro-Review: The Final Frontier
EyePet Vs. Milo: The Unlikely New Console Mascots
Left 4 Dead On A Crash Course To New DLC
What Are Assassinās Creed IIās Exclusive Maps For?
Namco Eyes Tekken, Soulcalibur As It Expands iPhone Development
https://lastchance.cc/ea-plans-pick-up-and-play-madden-arcade-5330044%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
