Welcome to Kotaku Off Topic, in which nothing that was found in a bar by a drunken employee of a multi-billion dollar technology company must necessarily be discussed. The discussion is officially open.
The key takeaway from today’s Gizmodo scoop—or whatever you want to call it—is that I have a new excuse to go to bars. I’ll be researching stories. This is what we call a win-win. Fortunately, I’m going to Vegas this Wednesday, so I expect to return bogged down with scoops.
https://gizmodo.com/this-is-apples-next-iphone-5520164
The wrong way to do biscuits and gravy – Shame on you, Bob Evans.
LCD Soundsystem – Drunk Girls (HD) – Everything about this song rubs me the wrong way, but I like LCD Soundsystem.
Christina Hendricks something Esquire something something – Oh, they were nice enough to include pictures.
Dead rat found in Chef Boyardee can… – …woman claims.
Star Wars is coming to Blu-ray, I guess – I watched Return of the Jedi last night and found the Rancor to be of unappealing clarity. Bring it on.
