Kotaku Off Topic: Rise From Your Grave

In this not so special edition of Kotaku Off Topic, let’s talk about non-video game related things we’d really like to fix. Me? I’d like a time machine to fix my troubles.

I’m chronically late. Even this post is late. But in the real world, I’m late for a going away party. So, a time machine would be really handy, barring all that space-time continuum mucking up that’s sure to come of it. Maybe a time machine that just operates in 30 minute increments. That would be super handy. Perhaps I should just pre-apologize to everyone who ever invites me to something and expects me to be there on time. Sorry. Kept you waitin’, huh?

Now you. And enjoy/loathe these things.

Wonder Woman got a new super hero outfit – Jim Lee, slapping the rolled up leather jacket onto another character. I *kind* of hate it.

Verizon coming to iPhone in 2011 – The sooner the better. I’m about ready to give up on this whole device.

“Thanks to BP, this is a whale” – Your daily dose of depressing gulf wildlife.

Marvel’s making a new push into television – Headed by Jeph Loeb and tackling live action and animated series.