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Kotaku Off Topic: What The Duck

Let’s not talk about video games right now. Let’s instead take this opportunity to talk about things like Howard the Duck. I mean, really, there’s no Howard the Duck video game!

Oh wait. There was. Regardless, Howard the Duck is a terrible movie and I feel equally as terrible for subjecting my poor parents who had to take me to the theater to see it. I was pretty young when it came out, but I clearly recall being horrified by the prospect of duck nipples and the sexual tension between Howard and Lea Thompson’s character.

Actually, let’s stop the Howard the Duck conversation right now…

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