If you haven’t seen Force Awakens yet, SPOILERS AHEAD
Seen it? OK, so you know that Kylo Ren is…not your average villain. He’s a villain-in-training, a moody young man with feelings and a lightsaber, which should eventually make for some interesting character development, but for now makes for an excellent parody Twitter account someone has set up called “Emo Kylo Ren”
I…don’t know why I said “parody”. It’s not like a version of Twitter exists in the Star Wars universe and Kylo has a real account overseen by First Order PR lackeys, but hey, who knows what canon surprises we have in store over the next few years.
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
also we are out of conditioner— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano*
*painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
fight club is a great movie
it gets to the truth of things— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary
some people are just shallow i guess— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
what if men and women just have naturally different levels of force ability
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*applies black eyeliner*
my parents don't understand me and i hate them
*applies black helmet*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
i should warn you that am very strong in the force
*tries to force-pull the cap off a pen*
*can't*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
