Want to watch a two-hour analysis of the entire Call of Duty series? Good news—critic Noah Caldwell-Gervais has assembled an exhaustive, chronological critique of every main COD game to be released on PC. I watched it this weekend, and enjoyed the heck out of it.

My Five Favorite Kotaku Stories From Last Week

A weird thing about Kotaku lately is that stories we post on Friday nights have been performing really well. It used to be a dead time for us. No more! Even this GTA story blew up for us last Friday night way bigger than we thought it would (pun intended). Anyway, on to my favorites…

It Took A League Player Exactly 3,439,140 Mouse Clicks To Reach Diamond

Diamond isn’t the highest level one can achieve when playing League of Legends’ fiercely competitive ranked mode. But it’s one of the highest. Anyone who climbs that high has to put in some serious work into League. More than 3 years and 3 million mouse-clicks’ worth, according to one player’s recent measurement. Reddit user and…

Square Changes Final Fantasy Character To Show Less Butt

Mobius Final Fantasy, an upcoming 3D mobile game that for now has only been announced in Japan, has some ridiculous outfits even by Final Fantasy standards, but at least one of them was a bit too ridiculous for Square Enix. Above (via Hachima) is Wal, the hero of Mobius (formerly named Mevius), whose butt and…

Today’s selection of articles from Kotaku’s reader-run community: Kamisama Kiss◎: The Ani-TAY Review • Backlog Update: DmC Complete! Now Help Pick My Next Game! • Magic Kaito 1412: The Ani-TAY Review • Why Doesn’t This Game Exist: The Trope-Conscious MMO TAY Classic—TAY Open Forum—Beginner’s Guide To TAY Follow them here.

Naruto Exhibit Opening in Japan

Later this month, an exhibition to mark Naruto’s conclusion kicks off in Tokyo. On display, there will be original art, a theater showing Naruto scenes, and displays that bring the manga and anime to life—and more. Also, Famitsu and Fashion Press report that visitors will be able to purchase original items, and nearly thirty restaurants…

People Say This Looks Like a Anime Penis

Make that an “adorable” anime penis. This month, Knights of Sidonia’s second season kicks off in Japan, and the show’s trailer shows the character Tsumugi Shiraui with her phallic probe form. Note: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable. Her really, really phallic probe. Over on Japanese forum 2ch, after the teaser for…

The Week In Games: Xenoblade Take Two

The most noteworthy game releasing this week is a remastering of a Nintendo Wii game for the new 3DS. All the other big games are down in Orlando getting their spring break on. That’s not to say there aren’t some fine titles coming out this week. It’s just to say I am off this week,…

Today’s selection of articles from Kotaku’s reader-run community: The Road to Competitive Gaming (Part 1/2) • Thoughts From Outside: Historical Revisionism in KanColle • Anime Reminiscence, Childhood Memories, Fake Endings And More • Kamisama Kiss: The Ani-TAY Review • Maria The Virgin Witch: The Ani-TAY Review TAY Classic—TAY Open Forum—Beginner’s Guide To TAY Follow them…