Sesame Street Says Take Off Your Oculus Rift And Go Outside

In this video from Mashable, the Sesame Street crew, along with Zachary Levi sing about the wonders of putting down your technology and going outdoors on a sunny day. Maybe they just haven’t bought into our all virtual reality future. Here are the lyrics, and the clip with Grover and the Oculus is at 1:31.…

Your New Game Console Is Eating More Energy Than Ever

Even if you’re not actively using your consoles, they’re still using electricity—and the amount of energy consoles consume has increased from last generation consoles. The Natural Resources Defense Council finds that on a yearly basis, new consoles cost America $1 billion in electricity bills—and that most of that energy is consumed when the consoles are…

Report: Halos 1-4 Coming To Xbox One This Year In HD

We may not be getting Halo 5 until 2015, but the games’ developers were careful to say that the Halo “journey” will continue this year some way or another. According to a new report at Engadget, that’s because this fall, the Xbox One will get remastered versions of the first four main Halo games. Citing…

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Nobody Knows What These Mysterious YouTube Videos Are

Thousands and thousands of videos, uploaded nearly every day. Each one is the same, structure-wise: 10 slides of shapes, shown over 11 seconds, over various random tones. Nobody has a clue what the videos are supposed to be, much less who is uploading them or why. Just today, the channel has uploaded over a dozen…

Apple Won’t Allow Masturbation Game On App Store

HappyPlayTime, a game that aims to teach women how to masturbate, was recently rejected from the app store according to the developers. “The reason given was that ‘the concept was not something that Apple wants to go forward with,'” Tina Gong, designer behind the project, wrote on a blog post. “I knew I was taking…

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What It’s Like To Spend $50 On Hearthstone Cards

I finally bit the bullet and started playing Hearthstone when it was released on iPad, and I’ve been staring at that buy button for weeks now. So let’s figure out if there’s anything worth buying in 40 packs of Hearthstone cards. Jason Schreier has been playing more than me, so he sat in to go…

Nintendo just invited us to two big evening Q&As during E3, one for Super Smash Bros. and the other for… “a new game for 3DS.” What could it be?

​A Game About Plants Is One Of The Prettiest Things On iPad

Every time I tell people to play Botanicula, they make the same joke: “Sounds like Bunnicula.” And I shake my head and wish that this lovely game had a different name. If people would just get around the silly title and play the game, they’d find one of the most charming games of the last…

Transistor Is Oh So Hot

The next game from the people behind Bastion comes out on Tuesday for PC and PlayStation 4. Here’s the launch trailer. Unsurprisingly, it’s totally rad. We’ll have a review of the game up for you next week.

Playstation 4, Free Amazon Coins, Far Cry 4, Twin Peaks, Such Humble

Frys has the first straight discount on the Playstation 4 today, $20 off, if you can get the site to load. In other Playstation 4 deals, you can pick up a pre-owned unit from CowBoom for whatever their lowest price is at the time, plus an additional $20 off with code 14599752. We’re definitely not…

Quickscope Simulator Is Everything That’s Horrible About Call of Duty

In Quickscope Simulator, there’s only you, Doritos, endless headshots, and weed. Just like our lord no-scope 360 would have wanted it. This game might make 0 sense to you if you’re never watched a stereotypical montage video—they’re basically Call of Duty videos full of obnoxious elements like dubstep and people screaming over every single kill…

Oblivion, Remade In Skyrim

You’ve probably seen Skywind, the ambitious fan project to re-create all of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind in Skyrim. Here’s a new trailer for Skyblivion, which, as you might have guessed, is the ambitious fan project to re-create all of Oblivion in Skyrim This is a totally different beast than the Beyond Skyrim: Cyrodiil project…

Every Type Of MOBA Player

From the live-streamer to the douchebag, the world of multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) games is full of archetypes. Here’s YouTuber shocknickfilms with a funny take on the personalities you might find in games like Dota 2 and League of Legends Every Type of LoL Player 2 [YouTube] To contact the author of this post,…

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