Make a Gears of War 3 Designer Happy and Find This Easter Egg

You’ve had a year to play Gears of War 3 and you still haven’t found all the Easter eggs. During the Gears of War panel yesterday at DragonCon in Atlanta, lead level designer Jim Brown teased a submersible secret, and told us of the drunken Dizzy Easter egg that didn’t make it in. After a…

This Isn’t a Photo, It’s a Catwoman Action Figure

The last few months of Hot Toys’ show-stopping range of Dark Knight Rises figures have seen some great pieces, but the range’s reveals (presumably) come to a close today with the fourth and final primary character from the movie, Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman. To be released in March 2013, she’s available now for pre-order, and will…

Solid State Drive Showdown: SSD Is On PC Gamers’ Minds

It’s been a great year for prospective SSD shoppers as prices are finally becoming more practical for system builders and consumers alike. Scrolling through our reviews from last year, most of the higher capacity models were prohibitively expensive for “mainstream” enthusiasts. The OCZ Vertex 3 240GB was $500 ($2.08/GB) when it arrived last spring, while…

If You’re Going To Dress Up Like A Black Mesa Employee, This Is How You Do It

Seen at PAX Prime in Seattle this weekend: this Black Mesa cosplayer, complete with lab coat and (hilarious) recruitment manuals. Enjoy them:

Hardest Video Controls Ever?

Take QWOP, the notoriously difficult running video game, and swap in a horse. You get CLOP Take CLOP and try to control it with four PlayStation Move motion controllers. You get the video above, featuring the ever-enterprising creator of top unlicensed Move game Johann Sebastian Joust, Doug Wilson. RoboCLOP [YouTube, via Twitter]

Hyper-Realistic Angry Birds Look Ready For Murder

No doubt inspired by his previous work on the franchise, Rovio recently commissioned artist Sam Spratt to whip them up some paintings of some Angry Birds. They’re as expressive as you’d expect from our former in-house artist, and unlike the mildly cranky birds you see in the game, look genuinely furious at…something. “ANGRY BIRDS ARTIST…

Hey iPhone App! You’re an Annoying Orange Game

Hey! Hey! I’m late to the Annoying Orange party, I know. As much time as I spend online, I really didn’t know about Annoying Orange until recently when I saw the character’s YouTube clips featured on Japanese TV. One thing led to another, and the next thing I know, I’m playing the Annoying Orange‘s iPhone…

Wargaming A U.S.-China War

As if the U.S. and China don’t have enough problems, now they’re eyeing each other like two high school jocks competing to be Big Alpha Male on Campus. Oh, they’re not exactly enemies. Actually, they’re kind of friendly with each other. One loans the other money, and the other uses that money to buy cigarettes…

Reminder to Arkham City Players: Talk to Calendar Man Today… For the Last Time!!

Today is Halloween Thanksgiving Christmas New Year’s Day Valentine’s Day St. Patrick’s Day April Fools’ Day Mother’s Day Father’s Day The 4th of July something called The Feast of St. Roch Labor Day. So if you’re playing Batman: Arkham City and you don’t believe in cheating by changing your system’s internal clock, go talk to…

Mario Taught Me Typing. He Should Teach Me Texting and Internet Stalking, Too.

Middle school was a drag for most of my pre-teen classmates—unless it was computer class. Computer class felt less like the boring, uninspired rote that the rest of our education was and more like a gateway to a technological wonderland. Most of us couldn’t even afford computers, so that was our one chance to mess…

The Best Monsters I’ve Seen So Far in Resident Evil 6

There’s something to be said about a well-designed enemy, and Resident Evil 6 has that in spades. They’re not just the old-fashioned, shambling zombies of yesteryear. They have personality and visually communicate what their purpose is even from far away. I ended up really growing fond of them! With that in mind, here are some…

Those Very, Very Early Copies of Resident Evil 6? Stolen, Says Capcom.

In late August, months before launch, retail copies of Resident Evil 6 appeared in Europe. Kotaku wondered if these were stolen goods, and according to Capcom, they were. “Capcom is currently undertaking a thorough investigation into reports that Resident Evil 6 is being sold ahead of its official October 2 release date,” Capcom told Eurogamer…

Heroic Father Makes iPhone Game for His Daughter

To see his four year-old daughter smile and giggle, 31 year-old Nanjing resident Fang Peng decided to create a game for his daughter to play. Realizing that all the games on his tablet and smartphone were games more geared towards adults, Fang aimed to create a game so simple that even a baby would be…

Middle-Aged Man Dies During Marathon Gaming Session

In Kaohsiung City, Taiwan, a 48 year-old man was found dead this morning at an internet cafe. The man, whose last name was Liu, had been playing for seven hours, when he slumped over at his keyboard. He had paid for a ten-hour block. The net cafe tried unsuccessful to wake him, before calling the…

Pokémon‘s Epic Yarn

Arts and crafty individual Mochillery is a master of amigurumi (あみぐるみ)—the Japanese craft of knitting plush toys from yarn. Her latest work is a set of unbelievably cute Pocket Monsters. Can you believe how cute they are? No, no you cannot. If you feel like you must have one, Mochillery will be offering these through…

Why Sina Weibo Is Better Than Twitter (Even Though They’re Pretty Much The Same…)

In 2008, Facebook was banned in China. Almost exactly a year later, Twitter was banned as well. With the removal of the two biggest social networking companies from China, many imitators tried to fill the void. No single one social network was able to completely fill the void left behind by the forced departure of…

JRPG Characters Grow Up, Too

This fall, Tales of Xillia 2 will be released in Japan. Familiar faces will return, but the game takes a year after the first Xillia. Thus, some characters have aged—notably, Jude Mathis. A year is a long time when you are a teen, especially a teen in a JRPG. In Tales of Xillia, Jude was…

This Topless Paper Lady Makes Sushi Unappetizing

Nyotaimori—the practice of eating sushi off a woman’s body—is not really a thing in Japan. That isn’t to say it doesn’t exist, but you’d probably have an easier time finding a nyotaimori place outside Japan. For example, there’s an Italian sushi chain that’s apparently happy to help you live out those dehumanizing food fantasies. According…

iPhone-Stealing Monk Sentenced to Prison

Last year, a young monk in his early 20s was arrested in the Qingpu district of Shanghai for stealing from another monk. Among the items he took, was an iPhone. According to recent reprots, this monk was sentenced to one year in prison and fined 6,000 yuan (about $946). According to court documents, the young…

As Superannuation points out, Sony has filed a new Last Guardian trademark registration.