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All Hail the Stanley Cup Champs; Opening Day is, Like, Tomorrow
Jesus, didn’t we just get done with the NHL? I did a little bit of checking and, yep, of the major team simulations, it has the shortest span between crowning its champion and the release of its next video game. Chicago’s Blackhawks (figuring in all but three of these 15 screens that EA Sports released)…
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Team Fortress 2, by Heavy, Age 5
The mangled syntax and childlike enthusiasm of Team Fortress 2‘s Heavy is very much reminiscent of a five-year-old’s view of the world, the obvious inspiration for this crayon drawing about his friends and teammates. The entire thing is so damned large I have to link it here. Note: Yes, we know a child did not…
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Fight Brews Over Game Crazy’s Remaining Inventory
Game Crazy went belly-up earlier this year, removing one more retail alternative to GameStop from American shopping centers and malls. The sell-off of its remaining stock is on hold while two liquidators battle over who’s bidding the most for it. Movie Gallery, the parent company of Game Crazy, wants a bankruptcy court to go ahead…
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UncategorizedJourney to the Center of a Vagina with Privates
No word if Microsoft has changed positions on Privates, the irreverent safe-sex-themed game still being produced for PC. Zombie Cow Studios has gone ahead with this trailer anyway. “Don’t touch it, you don’t want it growing all up your balls!” No word on its release either, except for the oh-so-clever signoff that it’s coming (pause)…
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