The best thing on Twitter last year was Modern Seinfeld, a feed that gave 140-character episode outlines as though Seinfeld was still being made today. It was so damn good you could see each episode playing in your head as you read them.
Well, there’s also one for video games. It’s called Video Game Seinfeld. And it’s amazing.
(it helps if you read them in the character’s voices, on the off chance your brain hasn’t watched enough episodes that it does this automatically)
Elaine is not amused by The Last Story. “This guy is getting on my nerves! First he makes multiple ‘Final’ Fantasy games, now this?!”
— Video Game Seinfeld (@SeinfeldGames) February 18, 2013
George can’t cope with the gameplay of WarioWare. “I always lose. Now I have to lose every few seconds? George is gettin’ upset!” #Seinfield
— Video Game Seinfeld (@SeinfeldGames) February 18, 2013
Uncle Leo insists that Jerry only play JRPGs from the 90s. “Jerry! Dragon Warrior has turned based combat! It’s a classic!” #Seinfield
— Video Game Seinfeld (@SeinfeldGames) February 18, 2013
George restarts The Witcher every time something bad happens to him. “I have a bad enough time in real life! Geralt is ruining my weekend!”
— Video Game Seinfeld (@SeinfeldGames) February 17, 2013
Kramer intends to find the end of Jetpack Joyride. Jerry: “It’s an endless runner Kramer! Endless!” Kramer: “Everything ends, Jerry!”
— Video Game Seinfeld (@SeinfeldGames) February 17, 2013
The group plays @riotgames ‘ League of Legends. “George, go jungle.” “What if I don’t wanna?!” “George, you picked a jungler. Do your job!”
— Video Game Seinfeld (@SeinfeldGames) February 17, 2013
Video Game Seinfeld [Twitter]
