Lollipop Chainsaw Deploys Writhing Zombie Cheerleader Squad to England

After spending months parading about multiple live-action versions of Lollipop Chainsaw heroine Juliet, the game’s marketeers dress up four models in cheerleader outfits and bad zombie makeup and have them pile on each other. I can’t believe it took this long.

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It’s marketing 101: before you even set your eyes on the product you’ll be pushing you must ask yourself “How can I incorporate undead cheerleaders into this project?” Perhaps they were just saving the best for last.

These poor women, with their pallid faces yet healthy and supple skin and hair, will be appearing at London’s MCM Expo on May 26. Not only will they be wandering about being confused for actual cosplayers in order to virally market the game on fan sites and in social media, they’ve also been trained to perform tricks. The Bone Crushing Split Lift, The Ravenous Thigh Stand, The Zombie Apocalypse Kickline and The Brutal Infection Shoulder Stand are just a few of the weapons in the undead cheerleaders’ arsenal. They’ll probably shout things as well. That’s a thing these cheering people do.

For those of you that can’t make it to the MCM Expo this weekend, here are some shots you don’t have to smell.