We love to think that Mario and Yoshi were the best of chums, but when you examine the evidence in Super Mario World, itās pretty clear that Mario was a really awful friend.
Just look at the singalong video above, from the good folks at Fox ADHD. What kind of friend would ride you around, punch you in the head repeatedly and then use you as a stepping stool to escape death? Heck, thatās not even counting all the times Yoshi had to babysit Marioās dumb ass.
Stick with me Yoshi ā Iāll help you move, buy you lunch, and wonāt treat you like trash.
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