Megan Fox Will Kick Your Ass At Mortal Kombat

Okay, let’s be realistic…your ass is most likely never getting close enough to Megan Fox for her to kick it, but in that bizarro dream world where you accidentally run into Megan alone and bored with a console and a Mortal Kombat game nearby, she would totally plant heel in your rear end, as What They Play discovered when they asked the actress which games she was badass at.

Anything Mortal Kombat. I have that down and I don’t cheat. That game just works well with my brain. The way my brain fires signals works well with how that game works. And I’m just really good.

So in that situation you’d be in for a beating, unless you somehow tricked her into confronting her own ironic Kryptonite.

The Mortal Kombat that just came out (Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe), I hated playing as Superman. His combos were so weird. I don’t know, I just thought it was lame.

Megan apparently began playing back on the Super Nintendo, where she mastered Disney’s Aladdin, which is an excellent choice of game names for a celebrity of drop. Nowadays, when she isn’t kicking ass or tending her garden in Viva Pinata, Fox spends her time trying to play with her Wii, but it’s hard.

I’m totally a fan of the Wii, I’m just not good at it. I actually have a Wii Fit and it’s actually a really hard workout. It’s pretty interesting. I think it’s amazing you can combine exercise and gaming. There really are games like Raving Rabbids and there are these little missions that you have to do where you run. You’re running with your arms but I swear to God I was so out of breath after every time I completed a mission. It really gets your cardio workout and it’s a video game, which sounds crazy. But I think that’s amazing. I hope we keep heading in that direction.

Just to take the wind out of you guys’ sails, we’ve already come up with every possible iteration of the Wii being hard for Megan Fox joke imaginable, so you couldn’t possibly impress us at this point.