Remember the first time you tried to step into Minecraftâs vast, Lego-like world? You probably found yourself wondering: âWhat are these pigs doing here?â or, âWhy canât I just shoot things?â or, âUhâŠwhat am I supposed to be doing?â
A BuzzFeed demonstrates, youâre not alone. In the video above, several stock gamer-types (the curious first-person shooter fan, the person whoâs so new to video games theyâre still baffled by three-dimensional graphics, the seasoned Minecraft pro trying to steer them along, etc.) take a swing at Microsoftâs latest acquisition. They all end up sounding pretty silly. But come on: weâve all been thereâŠright?
Some of my favorite responses:
âIs this likeâŠsome kind of secret garden?â
âIt looks like Doom.â
âWhy does it look like s**t?â
âIâm gonna get motion sickâ
âI donât know how to get back downâ
âI play video games toâŠsort of have escape time. And then this is making me do work.â
âThis is not logical.â âYeah! Itâs Minecraft.â
âI went in with high hopes of building a large-sized square pizza, and IâŠdid not build that thing.â
âItâs less fun than Call of DutyâŠbut I definitely think its better for kids!â
I have to admit, âThis game sorta looks like Doomâ was the first thing that popped into my head when I originally booted up Minecraft too.
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