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Newsflash: Most Profitable Games Movies Were, Actually, Terrible

Let’s remember, in a year when folks are talking optimistically about a Gears of War movie, the history such franchises are up against. Game adaptations might make money. But as films, they suck without exception.

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Industry Gamers examined the highest grossing game movies and found that, while most made millions of dollars, their average Metacritic score hit about 35. Which is just south of ā€œatrocious.ā€ Which is a million miles from getting the genre north of ā€œ120-minute advertisement.ā€

Go back through this trail-of-tears slideshow and ask yourself why, now, some video game movie, even based on a critically acclaimed title, might finally be less of an insult to your intelligence, this year. Especially when we’re talking about something like a ā€œbig thing in spaceā€, in the hands of Transformers’ producer.

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From the Little Screen to the Big Screen [Industry Gamers]

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