Newt Gingrich, putative presidential candidate (and in his party, who isnāt?) is getting his ass handed to him by a 7-year-old in Wii bowling and has asked for your help,
Via Twitter, the former Speaker of the House says heās up in Stevens Point, Wisconsin, visiting family and rolling the Wiimote. āSeven year old is proving tough competition,ā he tweets.
Twitterās konabess replies with the helpful, ākeep your elbow in and follow through!ā Gingrich replies: āGood advice I will try this Any advice for wii golf.ā
I would have pointed him to the bowling ball attachment. As for golf, well, I find that the distance your ball travels relative to the dots feel a bit longer after the second dot. Keep that in mind when youāre trying to make a mid-range iron shot onto the green.
Man, I feel so goddamned bipartisan all of a sudden.