HORI Microphone Cover

This has to be the weirdest officially licensed Switch peripheral money can buy. It’s described as a “microphone cover,” but I think we can all agree it’s a hairdryer attachment for shouting into.
While it’s not available on the Amazon US site, you can buy it via the Japanese store, and right now it’s a third off! And you want it because…no, I’m totally stuck.
The idea is, apparently, that this allows for greater improvements in all your Switch-based karaoke, being a “soundproof” cover for a microphone that stops all your beautiful singing leaking out all around the room. I hate it when that happens, some of my notes not being appropriately gobbled up by the microphone and fed into the machine. Just look how totally normal and not like a crazy person you look when you use one:

Just to be sure, he’s me shouting into a remote control stuck into my wife’s hairdryer thingie:

Confirmed.