On Friday, amidst much commentary and schadenfreude about the troubled state of Modern Warfare development studio Infinity Ward there was one attempt to turn the drama into song. Now, we just need someone to sing it.
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Lyrics by Kotaku commenter Blood Eden
Step One you hold our royalties
We ask and beg on broken knees
To pay us everything that you owe.
So we wonât have to borrow.
You fired Zampy, then dear West,
Even though they were the best.
As you start this stupid schism
Is this what you meant by fear and pessimism?
Where did you go wrong? You fucked a brand, Somewhere along in this shitty mess. And I would have quit Sunday, Had I known they were nicer at EA.
Tell the press that you know best
Cause after all youâre on a quest
To ignore all legal precedence
And uphold questionable innocence.
Letâs write a list of what is wrong
Like Bobby Kotick in a thong,
And pray to God he hears us,
And pray to God he hears us.
Where did you go wrong? You fucked a brand, Somewhere along in this shitty mess. And I would have quit Sunday, Had I known they were nicer at EA.
As B.K. begins to raise his voice,
We lower ours and grant him one last choice, Pay us our royalties or
Rack up the hefty courtroom fees.
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or heâll say he doesnât owe a thing
And then weâll duke it out in the Judgeâs ring.
Where did you go wrong, you fucked a brand. Somewhere along in this shitty mess. And I would have quit Sunday, Had I known they were nicer at EA.
To the tune of The Frayâs âHow to Save a Lifeâ:
I donât have a good singing voice, so thatâs where you come in. Sing it, regular version or radio edit, and Iâll be happy to highlight your efforts here.
