Espeon ex Special Illustration Rare

Espeon is objectively better than Sylveon, so this is clearly unacceptable. It’s also a better card than Sylveon’s (it’s coming), which looks like Barbie threw up after eating her own Dreamhouse. This one’s much more marvellous.
Is it $353 marvellous? No, it is not. We have fallen through a bad vortex.