Dachsbun ex Special Illustration Rare

I have very strong feelings about Pokémon made out of food. It’s gross. So I have no time for Dachsbun.
However, given the card is currently changing hands for $30, I’m clearly in the minority. But honestly, I don’t even much like the art on this one—it’s all a bit too glossy, the lighting makes no sense whatsoever.
However, as a healer, it’s crazy. If you’re playing a deck with a lot of evolving cards, this’ll heal all damage across all of them (at the cost of their Energy), simply by being put into play. It doesn’t even need to hit the Active Spot to achieve this. Then it’ll also deal out 130 damage, with added Confusion, for just two colorless Energy.