Do not fret, Postal guy fan! The third entry in the PC game series so over-the-top offensive that everyone pretty much forgot about will be ready in time for wrapping paper. Whoâs excited? Show of hands!
Okay, anyone not directly involved with developer Running With Scissors put your hands down.
Oh. Well youâd better make sure to order with two-day shipping to ensure Christmas delivery, mister.
Thatâs okay, between the digital Steam release and the special âmasterpieceâ boxed edition from the Postal Games website Iâm sure RWS will sell enough copies of Postal III to justify its relatively long development cycle. Maybe itâll even get a little Christmas love from people mistaking it for Portal
From the official press release:
âPostal III, the outrageous third installment in the legendary POSTAL franchise is finally coming to townâ said Vince Desi, scary mall Santa and RWS CEO.
Not even an Al Gore weather forecast could have predicted the difficulties in seeing this project through. When we started development, Cheney was President, Bin Laden was rubbing his magic lamp to bad Pakistani pr0n and Obamacare wasnât but a dream of an inexperienced community organizer. âOh how the world has changedâ Desi continued; âPeace, Joy and Postal III to everyone around the worldâ.
Iâm sure this post will rile up a large hidden cache of Postal fans that have been waiting anxiously since the Uwe Boll film adaptation. Step forward and be heard!
