Proof That The Best Thing In Max Payne 3 Is Messing With The Hilarious, Glitchy Bullet Time

I can’t tell you how many hours I’ve lost in Max Payne 3 doing exactly what YouTube user birgirpall is doing here. Poor Max. There he was, brooding and going on about not saving the girl and what is my butt doing? Trying to do ‘trick shots’ with his body. Can I clear this gap? Can he fit through here? What happens if I bullet time off this ledge? Oh my god, why is fire a one hit kill?

Whoops, I got stuck in this place I wasn’t supposed to go. Let’s see where else I’m not supposed to go! Dead, dead, dead. Geeze Max, you’re no fun.

But sometimes it wasn’t even a choice. There were some parts where I knew I had to move forward, but I couldn’t find the way up. And apparently Max dearest can’t jump or climb a freaking step, so I ended up dramatically lunging over the smallest of inclines.

It’s stair climbing, Max Payne style. You wouldn’t get it because you don’t know how screwed up the world is.

Nothing nearly as bizarre as how birgirpall manages to make Max go flying after colliding with a scared partyer though. Woah.

I broke Max Payne 3 [birgirpall]