I love it when the ESRB rates music games, because it means someone, somewhere, is marking down every âdamnâ âassâ and âbitchâ they hear on a clipboard.
In this case, we can piece together a few of the songs that might be on the Rock Band Classic Rock Track Pack, which just got rated and put on the site
⢠âBilly Joe shot a man while robbing his castle.â Thatâs âTake the Money and Run,â by the Steve Miller Band.
⢠âThen your head is skewered on a stake.â This is âHoliday in Cambodiaâ by the Dead Kennedys.
⢠âIâm a midnight toker.â That too is Steve Miller Band, this time âThe Joker.â
If I was the ESRB rater, I would have cited Take the Money and Run for trying to rhyme âTexasâ with âwhat the facts is.â Iâm thinking offensive language, or at least an offense against language.
Thisâll be the third retail disc bundle that Harmonix and MTV Games are selling for the franchise. Itâll be available for PS2, PS3, Wii and 360.
Standalone Rock Band Track Pack: Classic Rock Disc Headed to Retail [Destructoid]
