You know, in Left 4 Dead, I often find myself saying, âHey, self, where are Zoeyâs boobs at?â Well, Resident Evil 5 has an insta-boob-location feature that always put Shevaâs ta-tas in the frame.
As you can see, not only will the Boob Locator re-center the camera on Shevaâs cans, it will also circle her bazongas with a reticle and then, if you are still unclear as to the precise location of her funbags, it will reposition her knockers in better lighting so that you can always be 100 percent certain of where Shevaâs sweater balloons are at all times.
In the instructions, Capcom says right trigger equals âlocate partner.â Oh, does that mean the âgo to Craigslist at 2 am and locate a partnerâ partner location?
Resident Evil 5 Boob Locator [YouTube, thanks Delmar]
