āYou didnāt just jump on a Koopa. You jumped on Gary. Gary Rivers.ā R.I.P, Gary Rivers. May your passing serve as a reminder of what a cold-blooded murderer Pete Holmesā Realistic Mario is.
After getting his brother killed and getting ripped apart by a dinosaur, itās no wonder Mario doesnāt pay attention to what or who heās jumping on or setting fire to. Itās a wonder he goes outside at all.
