This weekās batch of reviews proves that no site covers games prominently featuring women named Kasumi like Kotaku. Which Kasumi-starring experience, Mass Effect 2: Kasumi ā Stolen Memory or Dead or Alive Paradise, did we dislike less? Find out!
iPad Review: Is This A Capable Gaming System?
In which Mike Fahey feels the magic of Appleās new miracle pad.
https://lastchance.cc/ipad-review-is-this-a-capable-gaming-system-5508976%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Heavy Rain Chronicles: The Taxidermist Micro-Review: Letās Try That again
In which Stephen Totilo gets stuffed on a new downloadable episode and uses the phrase āmarvelous narrative chemistry set.ā
https://lastchance.cc/heavy-rain-chronicles-the-taxidermist-micro-review-le-5509736%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Dead or Alive Paradise Review: A Bikini Toll
In which I bemoan breast physics and a lack of Pokemon Snap appeal.
https://lastchance.cc/dead-or-alive-paradise-review-a-bikini-toll-5510783%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Americaās Test Kitchen: Letās Get Cooking Review: Top Chef
In which Brian Crecente further entrenches himself as Kotakuās resident cooking software expert. Sucker!
https://lastchance.cc/americas-test-kitchen-lets-get-cooking-review-top-che-5512469%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Mass Effect 2: Kasumi ā Stolen Memory Micro-Review: Boredom Amongst Thieves
In which Luke Plunkett goes on an art heist thatās minutes short and months late.
https://lastchance.cc/mass-effect-2-kasumi-stolen-memory-micro-review-bor-5513103%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
