You would have thought it was Christmas or something. We sure did review a lot of big games this week. We said they were mostly good, but you didn’t all believe us.
Doodle Jump Micro-Review: Boing!
In which Brian Ashcraft does one of those all-blue reviews that seem to drive some of you crazy. Downloadable games = micro-reviews. And, people, micro-reviews = three Loves/Hateds. So sometimes you get all blue.
BioShock 2 Review: In Case Of Rapture
In which Michael McWhertor confirms that the worst part of the first Bioshock — “Welcome… to the Circus of Vaaaaalue!” — is GONE from the sequel.
https://lastchance.cc/doodle-jump-micro-review-boing-5464097%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
White Knight Chronicles Review: Workin’ On Our Knight Moves
In which Michael Fahey knocks a Japanese role-playing game for making it too obvious who the villain is. Oh, they never do that.
https://lastchance.cc/white-knight-chronicles-review-workin-on-our-knight-mo-5466680%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Dante’s Inferno Review: Big Ideas, Small Problems
In which Brian Crecente assures us that he doesn’t want all of his games making a point that sodomy and gluttony are rest stops on the road to Hell.
https://lastchance.cc/dantes-inferno-review-big-ideas-small-problems-5465376%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Heavy Rain Review: No Wrong Conclusion
In which I praised the baby-rocking.
https://lastchance.cc/heavy-rain-review-no-wrong-conclusion-452580385%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars Review: FanFic Comes to Life
In which Crecente really liked the game, but thinks you need at least $130 to enjoy this game as much as he did.
https://lastchance.cc/tatsunoko-vs-capcom-ultimate-all-stars-review-fanfic-5468757%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Sins Of A Solar Empire: Diplomacy Micro-Review: Talk Is Cheap
In which Luke Plunkett must go to war, because you forced him to.
https://lastchance.cc/sins-of-a-solar-empire-diplomacy-micro-review-talk-is-5470093%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
