I believe it was the poet Bell Biv DeVoe who said âNever trust a big butt and a smile.â But one thing you can trust? Kotaku reviews. So letâs review what video games, movies and hardware we reviewed this week.
Splinter Cell Conviction Review: The Best Lurks In Shadows
In which Stephen Totilo uses the words Clancyverse and Daddening when describing Sam Fisherâs latest and late stealth adventure.
https://lastchance.cc/splinter-cell-conviction-review-the-best-lurks-in-shad-5516076%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Alienware M11x Review: Ultraportable Gaming
In which Brian Crecente tests his pet gorillaâs ability to play Modern Warfare 2 on the tiniest gaming laptop weâve ever reviewed.
https://lastchance.cc/alienware-m11x-review-ultraportable-gaming-5516181%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Final Fight: Double Impact Micro-Review: Take Two and Call It a Classic
In which Owen Good takes pause with this retro collectionâs ability to pause and never once mentions post operative transsexual Mad Gear gang member Poison. Hmph!
https://lastchance.cc/final-fight-double-impact-micro-review-take-two-and-c-5516615%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Star Wars Cantina Micro-review: Serve Greedo First
In which I serve blue milk to thirsty patrons and namedrop Figrin Dâan and the Modal Nodes like Iâm some kind of Star Wars fan.
https://lastchance.cc/star-wars-cantina-micro-review-serve-greedo-first-5518362%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Kick-Ass Movie Review: Please Step Away From The Comic Book
In which Mike Fahey has one warning for anyone who gives a damn: do not read Kick-Ass (before seeing this film).
https://lastchance.cc/kick-ass-movie-review-please-step-away-from-the-comic-5518791%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Espgaluda II iPhone Review: When Will My Phone Explode?
In which Stephen Totilo breaks his vegetarianism (metaphorically) for a descent into bullet hell. Donât miss his scathing single word assessment of this manic shooterâs music.
https://lastchance.cc/espgaluda-ii-iphone-review-when-will-my-phone-explode-5519170%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E