Portalās Aperture Science got its start in 1953 producing shower curtains for the US Army. So itās poignant that in 2011 the company goes back to its roots, and produces shower curtains forā¦your bathroom.
These curtains donāt talk, donāt sing and donāt flash lights. Theyāre just curtains. Good, honest curtains. The kind of curtains Cave Johnson would sell to the Army. Only without all the mercury*.
They cost $20, and you can grab one from the link below.
*WARNING: They may contain less than 1% mercury.
Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain [ThinkGeek]
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