British police in York, England are on the lookout for a suspect that they believe is a white woman. Or a green woman. Or a white woman in green paint. Whatever.
Not to be confused with the other recent Hulk attack, this alleged Hulk assault happened in late April outside a McDonaldâs at 3am and left a 17 year-old young woman with a bruised face and a black eye.
http://gawker.com/300-pound-drunken-monster-attacks-stormtrooper-and-ghos-493166278
According to The York Press (via Bleeding Cool), police now think that a woman covered in green body paint and dyed red hair carried out this âwholly unprovoked assaultâ. The victimâs injuries, thankfully, were not as severe as they could have been.
The alleged attacker appears to be in her late teens to early twenties, around 5ft 8in tall, and seemingly prone to dress as Marvel characters. Police Constable Cheryl Hunter told The York Press, âIf you witnessed the assault or can identify the woman I need to speak to about this incident, I ask that you contact the police or Crimestoppers straight away.â
Word of caution: Just donât make this suspect angry. You wouldnât like her when sheâs angry.
Police hunt Incredible Hulk after McDonaldâs assault [The York Press via Bleeding Cool]
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