Skip Alpha Protocol’s Foreplay, Go Right To The Sex

By Michael McWhertor Published June 3, 2010 |

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnP2eouYGOc

Don’t feel like playing through Sega’s new espionage role-playing game, Alpha Protocol, to get to The Good Stuff? You might be better off that way, getting your Alpha Protocol satisfaction by enjoying its naughtier bits through YouTube.

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Not only does this interactive cut scene from Alpha Protocol give you a taste of the kind of spy sex developer Obsidian Entertainment is capable of, it’s also a guide to unlocking certain achievements. This is relatively tame stuff—Alpha Protocol’s players don’t have to take their clothes off to have a good time—with the only potentially offensive moment coming after the restrained intimacy.

It’s not the sights and sounds that are salacious, it’s the description of the odors. Wait for it.

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