It was a long time coming. Iâll tell you why.
These creatures have gone into space.
Theyâve conquered our lands.
TheyâveâŠactually, I donât know what the fuck is going on here.
And now, finally, theyâve made their way into Animal Crossing: New Leafâthe low key life simulation game where you become mayor of a town of creatures. Or technically, only one sloth has made it in. Leif. Leif runs the gardening center according to the 3DS Facebook page, which is currently profiling some of the important figures in New Leaf.
Shame that kills my dream of having a town full of slothsâI mean, really, as if thereâs any other animal that matters! Better having Leif than nothing, though. After ignoring them so longâŠwell, Sloths might be cute:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Zfozy7gGI
But itâs a ruse meant to distract us from how easily they could kill us with their claws if they wanted.
So yeah, good job, humanity.
