Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs, who brought you âChtulhu: The Fragrance,â has released a line of RPG-themed âperfume oil blends.â Yes, if youâve always wanted to smell like an elf but never thought to mix parma violet, hawthorne bark, white moss and a bunch of other shit together, theyâve got you covered.
Choose from all standard races in Dungeons & Dragons, six classes and five alignments, at $17.50 per bottle. So if you want to smell like your chaotic neutral half-elf fighter-mage, thatâll be $87.50.
Each scentâs full list of condiments is at the link. Pretty much everything involves leather, or some kind of hide (except for âHalflingâ which is âporridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs.â) Orc does not in fact smell like sun-dried ass. It is âField grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver.â OK. Now watch me find out that âvetiverâ means something like ârabbit ass.â
The RPG Series [Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, via Boing Boing]
