As is often the way with the internet, a āhistoricalā image magically emerged from the past today to spread all over the place. Iāve seen it on Facebook, Iāve seen it on Twitter, I was even emailed a copy. Itās either hilarious or terrible, depending on your tastes, but your tastes are moot, because the poster is fake.
Hereās the image as it appears now, for fake-outs and lulz:
It seems absurd, but thenā¦for the optimists, 1981 was a crazy time, a less politically and culturally sensitive time, and maybe, just maybe, this could have been a real thing.
Itās not. Itās a photoshop job. A very good one, too, not necessarily for its deft touch, but as explained because it fits culturally; you donāt start scanning the pixels automatically because part of your brain is telling you that 1981 could have got away with this shit.
(Though of course reading the adās smaller print, with stuff like āI donāt know what that meansā, would also have given the game away)
Hereās the original ad, not for Atari, which aside from not being an asshole to one of our timeās great musicians, is also showing us what kind of synth made the effects in this classic.
Now if youāll excuse me, Iāve got a sudden urge to go track down some old synth gear