In the grand tradition of My Life as a Dark Lord for WiiWare, Square Enix releases a batch of tiny paid downloadable content for two-day old puzzle RPG Gyromancer.
To be fair, the downloadable content for Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a Dark Lord came out the same day the game was released on WiiWare, and Square Enix waited a whole two days before releasing paid DLC for Gyromancer, but much of it is every bit as ridiculous.
https://lastchance.cc/the-nintendo-download-my-life-as-a-darklord-5318440%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E
Microtransactions donāt get much more micro than this, folks.
A bit more useful are the three new maps Square Enix has released for 240 points apiece. Each of the three maps ā Dragonās Haven, Rivelās Trial, and The Four ā include new monsters you can add to your stable of fighting beasts. In the Four, you must defeat three guardian monsters before facing off against the strongest monster in the game. Well, the strongest monster in the game once you spend $3 at least.
Iām all for downloadable content, but when it comes this soon after a gameās release and offers relatively little value it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
The new maps and packs for Gyromancer are now available on Xbox Live and Steam.
