Stores around the world are overflowing this week with official Star Wars merch. A new book, The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra, is very much, well, they make its official status pretty clear in the title.
The name says it all. This is a book on sex positions. But instead of featuring creepy fan art, as Iâd first feared when clicking on the images, instead it uses action figures to recreate the action. So itâs surprisingly SFW.
The book ditches classics like Splitting Bamboo and The Visitor for positions like âThe Bacta Tankâ, âHan Shot Firstâ, âLet the Wookiee winâ, âTwo Girls One Cup⊠Of Bantha Milkâ, and âItâs a Trap!â
Glaring oversights that Iâll give out for free for the sequel: âI Can Take On The Whole Empire Myselfâ, âYou Canât Do Any Good Back Thereâ and âSmall Exhaust Portâ.
