17. Unnamed MAGA Bar (The Den, Wolf System)

If its dingy 1960s elementary school cafeteria decor and giant poster of definite war criminal Vae Victis weren’t enough to make this bar (which appears to be unnamed) on the UC’s dilapidated Wolf System station dead last in our rankings, there’s a cranky old man who gives off very aggressive MAGA vibes pouring the drinks. He misses the good old days when the bar was full of scrappy young soldiers, before the civil war between the United Colonies and the Freestar Collective, and his dogged belief that things were just better back then has turned away clientele. He’s aware of it, but doesn’t care—he’s clearly not afraid of being canceled by the woke mob.

This ugly curmudgeon has a perfectly fine drink selection, but unless you want to hear Jason Aldean’s “Try That In A Small Town” on repeat while you sip a warm beer, I’d steer clear. I wouldn’t come here if you paid me, but at least you can offload your smuggled organs at the nearby trade authority after you turn on your heel and briskly walk away from Starfield’s biggest election denier. — Alyssa Mercante