Steam kicks off its massive âPerils of Summerâ sale today, with daily sales, ridiculous discounts on game bundles, and slashed prices in every genre, all aimed at making sure you donât go to the beach and get eaten by sharks.
There have been more than 2,251 unprovoked shark attacks reported worldwide, none of which have happened while the victim was playing games on Steam. Thatâs why Steam is holding the âPerils of Summerâ sale now through July 4. To save your life, and the lives of your friends and family.
In the interest of your safety, there will be daily deals through American Independence Day. Deals like Dirt 2 for $10, or Bioshock 2 for $15. The kind of deals youâll want to wake up early every morning to keep track of. The kind of deals that keep you safely in your house, unless youâre a laptop gamer. In that case, they cannot help you.
And yes, there are bundles on sale as well. You can get every Star Wars game on Steam (minus LEGO Star Wars) for $75 right now, or every 2K game (minus Civilization V) for $90. Thatâs pretty insane.
Then again, so is going to the beach and dangling your delicious feet where the sharks can see them. Your choice.
Head over to Steam to bask in the savings. Otherwise, it was nice knowing you.
