Tell The Guards To Stop Aiming At Me

To: Bashcraft

From: Fahey

https://lastchance.cc/the-magic-of-fax-machines-5180292%3C/a%3E%3C/p%3E

So apparently Crecente, McWhertor, Amanda, and Adam are far too busy dealing with the Game Developers Conference to come online and scribble down some notes for the day, so the task is left up to me, the lone wolf, left guarding Kotaku Tower with nothing but my wits, my cunning, and an army of 200 guards, all armed with tasers. I just wish they weren’t all pointed at me.

I find it charming that your son is fascinated by fax technology. It reminds me of the first time I realized you could download pictures from the internet, only…charming.

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