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The Best Gamers Know These Best One-Liners

At PAX East, geek hero Wil Wheaton decided to check which generations the thousands of people attending his keynote were from by testing some gaming one-liners. People roared for each one.

ā€œIt is very darkā€

ā€œYou have died of dysenteryā€

ā€œRoll initiativeā€

ā€œShots do not hurt other players … yet.ā€

ā€œEnchantment? Enchantment!ā€ [Update: Thanks, DeanBMV for showing me where this is from Sure sounded like Enchompment to me!] ā€œEnchompment? Enchompment!ā€ [Note from Stephen: Or did he say ā€œEnchantment with a funny accent? A la… ā€œEnchaaaaantmentā€?]

ā€œI play Dark Ritual and Black Lotus and summon a Sengir Vampire.ā€

ā€œOur princess is in another castleā€

ā€œon see yend, uh tard, el hee-umā€ [Update: Several readers, including Jason Paul Bartlett, informed me that Wheaton was speaking the Oath of Enmity, which he used during Dungeons & Dragons podcasts for Wizards of the Coast. Thanks!] [Note from Stephen: Someone, please help! That is the phonetic spelling of whatever it is he said. I have no idea, but tons of people were howling for it.]

ā€œGame over, moonpieā€

Honestly, I felt like less of a gamer after hearing the crowd lose it for all of those, because I never head of some of them. You?

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