It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you give someone a chance to customize anything in a video game, they will try to make a dick. Players have made the requisite penis out of their Gummi Ships in Kingdom Hearts III, and thankfully a lot of other, varied creations.
Gummi Ships are basically the main method of transport between the different Disney-themed worlds in Kingdom Hearts. In the first two games, you could customize those ships, and you can in the third as well. Let’s get this out of the way. Yes, someone made a penis:
And what a fine penis it is. But there have been a lot of great, non-penis designs as well.
i've made something truly awful #kh3 #グミシップ pic.twitter.com/J0NGJgPBRP
— shay 🏳️⚧️ (@poIarbeardog) February 1, 2019
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1090832341524566018
ナミネ#グミシップ#KH3 pic.twitter.com/aWgCe3xAWW
— 福々ちゃがま 🌈㊗️活動再開☀️✨ (@ChagamaPukupuku) February 1, 2019
#くまのプーさん#グミシップ#KH3 pic.twitter.com/bKWYOY1DgL
— 福々ちゃがま 🌈㊗️活動再開☀️✨ (@ChagamaPukupuku) January 31, 2019
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1090708183545303040
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1090588488204902400
パスカル
※膝関節と、胸部のメーターはありませんが、ご勘弁を。#グミシップ #NieR:Automata #3 #KH3 #PS4share pic.twitter.com/aO17YSfXcW— 欅檸檬MkⅡ (@keyakiremon) February 1, 2019
なんちゃらファルコン#グミシップ#キングダムハーツ pic.twitter.com/WgSb4FOlLk
— ハルのハル (@usernameBB8) January 29, 2019
#グミシップ
ソードフィッシュⅡできた
(`・ω・´) pic.twitter.com/aVXvs35WZ2— サバ缶 (@misosaba_kan) January 26, 2019
わいのグミシップかっこよ!?(`✧ω✧´)#キングダムハーツ3#グミシップ pic.twitter.com/9oQnXMqDIO
— はんぺん (@H4_____n) January 31, 2019
私のグミシップ見てくれ#KH3 #PS4share pic.twitter.com/NPHrQJzXvo
— たら (@taiyakineco) January 30, 2019
KH3のグミシップにハマリ中 ノクティスとトイ・ストーリーのワールドに出てくるヨゾラ VERUM REXの意味は真実の王ってことは関係してるのか・・・ #PS4share pic.twitter.com/kndG9gVBx6
— ビンミヤ (@binmiya38) January 31, 2019
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1090525223022034944
Super Mario Gummi Ship #KHIII #PS4share pic.twitter.com/m2uquFOaqF
— Kevin Kite (@KevinKiteFlame) February 1, 2019
ULTRA T STANCE BOWSER GUMMI SHIP GO #PS4sharehttps://t.co/QGzpeTP5OE pic.twitter.com/6FGsa0MhO4
— MOVED 🧳 (@kingdomikey) January 30, 2019
Mona gummi ship #PS4share pic.twitter.com/Ytuz8xoSMc
— ᴇᴄᴏᴋɪᴛᴛɪ (@ecokitti) January 30, 2019
Everyone can go home, I made the best Gummi Ship. #PS4share pic.twitter.com/sHaVQCtDn3
— Trevor (@DDBoftheStars) January 30, 2019
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1090847261536350208
my roommate wanted people to see his gummi ship pic.twitter.com/ieTHzbjB9J
— val (@bucketofrobots) February 1, 2019
https://www.tumblr.com/sketchyemi/182456501003/
https://www.tumblr.com/rikuo86/182461729881/
And before you ask: yes, someone made Loss, too.