The Best of Kotaku, This Week

if capcom tried to give the series at this point the same feeling of tension as though the characters truly are surprised and frightened by what they are facing it’d be entirely unbelievable.

now it’s more like:

Jill: Chris, reports are coming in from France that violent attacks where people have been eaten by……

Chris: Yeah, yeah, I know. And at the end of it we’ll find Wesker is behind it all.

Jill: But he’s been dead for—

Chris: Bullshit. I’m sure when he was blown to bits in that volcano some parts were regenrated and cocooned in lava bubbles until they matured into individual Weskers, which then each experimented on themselves using variant strains of the new G-Infinity virus.

Albert Wesker(s) is back, and now he can punch through mountains, travel through alternate dimensions, pat his head and rub his stomach at the same time, and and make a mean cheddar jack pasta salad.

Jill: You’re right. Suit up.