Little Live Pets Gotta Go Turdle
You might be wondering why we’re looking at a pink, purple, and blue turtle sitting on a toilet. We are not. We are looking at a pink, purple, and blue TURDle, and it’s sitting on a transparent toilet, which is the best, most horrible sort of toilet imaginable. I shall now begin taking questions.
Q: What is the turtle’s name?
A: It is a TURDle, and its name is Shelbert.
Q: What does Shelbert eat?
A: Duh, pink Aqua Sand, like all turdles.
Q: What does Shelbert poop?
A: Just like humans, Shelbert poops exactly what he eats.
Q: Why is Shelbert’s neck so long?
A: To teach kids to use their pets’ necks as convenient carrying handles.
Q: Why is the toilet transparent?
A: Because all toilets should be.
No further questions, your honor.
As an adult whose children took years to potty train, I approve of any toy that helps remove some of the stigma from dropping a load of Aqua Sand into my clear acrylic toilet.
And that’s the toys that have kept me somewhat sane throughout this wacky year. Feel free to share your favorites in the comments. I’m always looking for recommendations. No seriously, always. It’s kind of a problem.
