DuckTales. Real ducks. I think I speak for everyone when I say, â[collapses into cutestolgia overload coma].â And/or âwoo-ooo.â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo
For comparisonâs sake, hereâs the original opening, which the real duck version apes (mixed animal metaphors!) gamely, pretty much scene-for-scene.
And yeah, youâre probably gonna have this song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. I wish I could say Iâm sorry about that, but I prefer to think of DuckTales less as a curse and more as a gift that keeps on giving until youâre naught but a shriveled husk huddled all alone in the corner of a basement, occasionally whelping âwoo-oooâ in a way that sounds like air escaping from a wet balloon.
Related: I watched way too much DuckTales as a kid.
Also related: I just told you the story of my life.
