The Nintendo Switch looks pretty cool, actually, but that doesn’t mean the Internet won’t make fun of it.
Nintendo finally released the trailer for their new console this morning,and judging by the reaction online, every single person on planet Earth is more than ready to get their hands on it. People do have a few questions, however. Firstly, why does it look like a dog? Can I take it to the bathroom with me? And, did you guys really not know “switch,” is also a sex thing?
Let’s get on with it. Here are the best jokes, shitposts, and observations about the Nintendo Switch.
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— 🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 (@MallowyGoodness) October 20, 2016
Sorry I was too busy lusting after the condo-dwelling leisure-class millenials and their possessions, what's the new Nintendo product again? pic.twitter.com/HKNa3KD187
— Paolo Pedercini 🥶 (@molleindustria) October 20, 2016
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PS Switch。 pic.twitter.com/fnnWwDhbqU
— に。P (@AkizukiRitchan) October 20, 2016
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Few thoughts on the Switch ad, save this: I hold trendy rooftop parties sacred. Don't bring your Nintendo. If you do, you'll answer to me.
— Anna Turner 🇵🇸 (@OwlsEatMice) October 20, 2016
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Torn because "Nintendo Switch" looks like a great system but sounds like what my parents beat me with for playing too many video games.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 20, 2016
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Which of these things do you think EMTs will be pulling out of asses more: apple bluetooth earbuds or detachable Switch controllers? pic.twitter.com/Boj2xPWGFL
— Emanuel Maiberg (@emanuelmaiberg) October 20, 2016
This is what Twitter looks like right now pic.twitter.com/wm7xAkgDlJ
— Shane (@FourScore64) October 20, 2016
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Glad Nintendo invented the switch so I can turn it off.
— Kaz (@kazeugma) October 20, 2016
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Want to (hover hand) touch/pet Nintendo Switch doggo pic.twitter.com/VNzudfdBU8
— 🎀 Thymine 🎀 (@PomPomThymine) October 20, 2016
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Nintendo Switch #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/tEyA3ZYFpD
— 🎮0rionsangel (@0rionsangel) October 20, 2016
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— Stephen Totilo (@stephentotilo) October 20, 2016
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